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Why doesn't someone stop GodJilla? |
Sing it! The Bengal Kitties Max & Castro dedicate their latest song to Phelps |
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Bear warns cats to question their owners |
Leo |
Muffin Shares advice and training strategies |
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On March 25, 2001, an elite group of cats convened in Geneva, Switzerland, to discuss a strategy to save General Hospital. Their plan: the overthrow of the production and writing team, and return of the show to normalcy. For the next four months, they trained in the Iraqi desert for OPERATION C.A.T.N.I.P., vowing to use whatever tactics needed to achieve their goals: Biting. Pissing. Demands. The Pitiful Look. In July 2001, Agent Leo launched the first successful initiative with a pissing trip to the Los Angeles home of producer Jill "GodJilla" Phelps. Today, the cats remain committed to the successful fulfillment of their goals. |
This is a security-cleared version of our progress report, presented to the U.S. Congress on Aug. 20, 2001. The contents of these reports are not to be used for commercial purposes. |
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Field reports from our team |
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Muffin Shares advice and training strategies |
Leo |
Bear warns cats to question their owners |
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Sing it! The Bengal Kitties Max & Castro dedicate their latest song to Phelps |
Why doesn't someone stop GodJilla? |
GodJilla, we've had it! |
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