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"I'm outta here!" It's official: Jesus says he'll stop watching GH if Sonny ends up with Sam Prayer requests Remember, your prayers are needed to raise the ratings! This week's prayer request: Acting classes for Tamara! .                                         . Don't forget This year, we will be sending missionaries to SSW - sign up now .                                         . Cash, ladies! Got any money? Send us all of it .                                         . Vote early & often Don't forget to vote 250 times each in the SID, SOD, SOL, SON, SUN, SAT and DUH polls! .                                         . Rut-roh! Know someone who dis- agreed with us or crossed us? You can find their name listed in our Pit of Hell .                                         . You can trust us New spoilers are here, now available in regular or extra spin .                                         .

NLG tells all: "They crucified me!" Guza rolls back the stone; new spoilers are up! The truth about St. Jason's phenomenal ascension Direct from Frons: "God is a JIP fan!" Behind the scenes: God flings a scorpion onto Kelly Monaco

Stuff that no one but us knows

Don't believe what you hear: The CarLo kiss never happened!

Don't believe what you hear: The SamSon scenes never happened!

Don't believe what you hear: Carly's shooting never happened!

Don't believe what you hear: the S&B kiss never happened!

Don't believe what you hear: Sonny & Alexis never had sex!

Don't believe what you hear: Mikey is Sonny's firstborn child!

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